I'm pretty sure I injured myself with a balloon.
I was helping out with the kids at church,
And decided it'd be a good time for balloon art.
Except for the fact that I didn't have my pump.
No problem, right?
I'll just blow them up myself.
I know they're long skinny balloons,
but it'll work out, Right?
I pushed so hard with my lungs,
I heard the left joint in my jaw start tearing.
So I finish off one balloon and move on to something else.
It hurt a little,
It's just pain, right?
I'll get over it.
I tried to eat a banana this morning,
And that joint is now on fire.
That's right folks,
I hurt myself on a balloon.