My siblings got kitten.
They were getting a tour of the police department for scouts,
And decided to finish it off with a tour of the animal shelter.
I am not a cat person.
I am a dog person.
Especially big dogs,
Like German Shepards, and Huskies, and Collies.
I don't like cats.
I don't dislike them,
They're just not my most favorite animal in the world.
This cat is either really stupid,
Or really smart.
It either doesn't realize that I don't like cats,
Or it's figured out that I'm too much of a softy to be mean to it.
Every time I sit down,
It jumps in my lap and goes to sleep.
Why doesn't it do this to anyone else?