Thursday, May 11, 2006

Best Noon Meal Formation Ever!!!

We've been getting EMails all week about today’s formation.
Under no circumstances is anyone to Take the Hill.
This is was our last Noon Meal Formation of the Semester.
But Group 2 is the coolest groups in the Cadet Wing,
So we found a way.

The firsties wanted to do something different.
I noticed something was up even before I got outside.

As I was coming up the stairs,
I met two firsties coming down from their rooms.
They were in blues,
Like everyone else,
But something was different.
They had turned their blue pants into shorts.
And they were carrying packages.
They looked like the mail man from Mr. Rogers.

Then,
As I got outside,
It got worse.

Is saw one of the guidon bearers
(They guy that carries the squads little flag)
In on of those huge foam sumo wrestler suits.
And then he met up with several of his buddies,
Also in huge foam sumo wrestler suits.

Than I noticed there were people in costume everywhere.
There was a Ninja Turtle, an Astronaut, Chuck Norris, And Master Chief from Halo.
All the costumes looked really good.
It was insane.

Group Staff came as pirates.
The group commander had a hook and one of those curved plastic swords.
Each Squadron seemed to have a different theme.
There was a cowboy squad,
A ninja squad, a
And a Hippies squad among others.

Our squad’s firsties came as beach people with flower shirts and flip flops.
Our squadron commander is from Hawaii so that’s probably why.

Squadron 14 was next to us and their form-up was interesting.
The first Sergeant formed up the squadron as normal than the squadron commander walked up to take command,
Dressed as Darth Vader.
With the mask and light saber and everything.

Reporting in was interesting.
“Reeeeeeeeeeeport”
“Yeeeeeeeee haaa”
“Yarrr”

“Super Ninja Turtles!”
"Yarrr”

“Mahallow”
“Yarrr”

“The Storm Troopers are assembled”
(With a salute with a light saber)
“Yarrr”

Wow.

And
Just to get around the whole not Taking the Hill thing,
Half of the squadron commanders just marched their squadrons by an alternate route,
And up Spirit Hill.

General Regni was mad.
He never said anything,
But I could see it in his face.
We’re all probably gonna get restricted this weekend.
But it was worth it.

11 comments:

  1. ROTFLMAO!! Or as close as I can get!! I am on a stool chair... so that could be dangerous.

    I wish I could have seen that!!

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  2. And depression is out the window now, right?

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  3. You guys are totally crazy! I can see now why they call it a zoo...

    :) Funny!

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  4. Lol. Chuck Noris? Master Chief?

    Darth Vader????

    What were you?

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  5. *rolling on the floor laughing* Wish I could have seen that!

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  6. Obviously he wasn't anything, he had no idea what was going on.

    LoL

    Ya'll are nuts...

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  7. No, the firsties are nuts. Jason is no longer a firsties. But I think he's still nuts. ;-)

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  8. Only the firsties new about it.
    FYI, Firsties are the Seniors.
    I'm a Fourthclassman, Freshman.

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  9. See, again, I learn this stuff now, so later I don't make (such) a fool out of myself.

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